When the oatmeal instructions say, "Microwave on HIGH 1 to 2 minutes," you should really go with the 1 minute option first. Otherwise, you'll end up spending ten minutes cleaning up your mess. That was diasterous. I should just stick with cold cereal.
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I just passed an empty office and saw a dead body in it! The horror!!! Actually, it was a coworker of mine. Just napping on the floor. I'm all for mid-day naps but that scared the beejessez out of me. He needs to find some boxes to cover the window or something so people can't see him. Man, that freaked me out...
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Kay. That was really funny. And so random. I would NOT sleep on the floor. Is that what you said? I can't even remember now and it was only seconds ago that I read it.
ANYWAY. I've learned to microwave instant oatmeal with cold water - not bothering with the high power level. A minute and 30 seconds seems sufficient in my experience. Don't give up just yet. ;)
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