Motivation

There's a coworker of mine who is so slow. I mean soooooo slow. Seriously.

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Whenever I see him typing, I see him just pecking away at the keyboard in what I would best describe as slow motion.

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time.

There's no urgency to anything he does. He's certainly not lazy. For the most part, he knows what he's doing. He's honestly just the slowest man alive.

But, dude... this guy answers trivia questions via email so friggin quickly. I have a calendar of daily Trivial Pursuit Pop Culture questions. I've turned the questions into a fun daily game with eight of my coworkers. The first out of the group to answer correctly gets two points. All other correct answerers receive one point.

My coworker-slow-poco is almost always the first person to answer correctly. I just don't understand it. One day, I'm gonna run to his cube after sending a question and see how the hell he does it. It's incredible I tell ya. I need to setup a spy cam in his office to make sense of it all.

(Did I mention how slow homie is???)