Some Tweet Stuff

I just read a short-bio of some random dude who commented on the page of Kevin-from-The-Office:

I'm a freelance writer for Braille porn and a stunt double for a hand model for Palmolive dishwashing liquid.

Is that brilliant or what?

I suited up today for G's luncheon. I've never felt so much respect from random folks. When I got back, I was in the elevator with a girl who also attended the luncheon (she saw I was holding the luncheon program). She reached into her purse and offered me a free bag of Starbucks coffee. I guess I didn't get my free bag - but she had two. I said, "It's okay. Thanks!" But, dude... I can't believe she threw herself all over me with her "do-you-want-this-bag-of-coffee" line! Suit = chick magnet. Poor ladies... this stud is taken.

Yes, I live in a fantasy world...

Another tweet moment. Felicia Day (from Dr. Horrible) tweeted:

OMG @oprah is joining Twitter for realz on her show tomorrow. Be prepared for your mom & grandma to be following you soon :O self-censor'd

So true. Prepare to have that same weirded out feeling you get when 50+ year olds tell you they have Facebook.