You're a weirdo

I'm really annoyed at one of my coworkers. Mr. Mood Swing. Ugh. I mean, yeah, I'm that way too... but you can't go from being overly friendly and "HI! HOWYA DOIN!!!???" everyday to, all of a sudden... nothing. And, to top it all off, you only have that spark and overly fake niceness going on to the executive who sits across from your cubicle. Not cool, man. I recognize it and all it does it makes me not think too highly of you.

The last time I talked to the guy, he was all like, "Dude... when Duran Duran comes to Marymoor Park, let me know if you want to go and I'll put you on the list." Since then? Nothing. Is it bad timing 'cause you've been sick and I'm over analyzing all this? Or do you REALLY think that I care about getting on your guest list? Dude. You're the one to offer. And I could care less about going. So step off with that 'tude. I wouldn't want to go otherwise.

Jerk.