You've still got issues

Don't we all love celebrities who are messed up but who then turn around and poke fun at themselves cuz that's probably what their PR folks have told them to do if they want to look good in the eye of the public?

Oh, Lindsay... I thought you were gonna be a role model type celebrity when you were an innocent kid. I was wrong. Still, you're somewhat funny.

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